Such a lovely city, and with nearly as much alien activity as London, though here in Cardiff it's mostly accidental. Things fall through the rift all the time, but it's mostly junk left for the Torchwood team to pick up while I just pop in occasionally to charge my TARDIS.

These folks are the most dangerous people on Earth. They've got pride and guns and they aren't afraid to use them. And they're not the brightest, which makes them all the more dangerous. Oh, but they're really lovely, they try so hard... *shakes head* just never works out quite right does it, but their hearts in the right place.

Ah, Asia. Haven't been here as much as I'd like, but it's wonderful. So many things to do, people to see, and lots and lots of sushi. I love sushi. Who doesn't like sushi? It's fantastic!

Ah, the old Torchwood bases. The one's I don't like. A guy makes one mistake that gets the Queen's knickers in a twist and suddenly there's a whole organization looking to ensure that your head's been detached from your body. I must say, I am not amused.

These chaps would be a whole lot better if they didn't carry guns. Lots of bases throughout the world, and a rather impressive collection of alien junk. Most of it's useless because they don't know what it's used for, and like I'm going to tell them. Don't they wish.