Have you heard about Envi?!

[Envi]

This is going to become the unofficial example of what to expect from this board. All below comments from myself (or others) are rumors spread through the universe about Envi and her craziness. And note, I accept all rumors from anyone (you don't even need to ask me to post your rumor about Envi), but if said rumor involves another character, may want to ask them before spreading it here.
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Here are some common rumors about Envi!

"Hey, did you know Envi is freakin' crazy? She sees shit that isn't there."
"One time, I heard that Envi shot a man just because he touched her!"
"Oh my god! Have you heard about this crazy redhead? She escaped from an insane asylum!"
"I heard that someone's house was actually blown up once, and witnesses claim a redhead was seen fleeing the scene."
"That crazy redhead? Yeah, I heard she sleeps with cats."

Here are some rumors you probably haven't heard about since very few talk about these ones.

"Envi is a transvestite!"
"I heard that redhead is actually some sort of super hero, like superman."
"Someone said that she actually got married to a toaster. What is up with that?"

Now, you can feel free to spread your own little rumors about Envi, and I will post more when new rumors come up!

[Akira Rio]

Envi is a ginger. Gingers don't have souls :3

[Cypher]

Envi used to have the body of a man or so I've heard.